A Day in the Life...
11:30 PM. The darkness behind my eyes is starting to fade. I hear a grumbling...could be my stomach...could be my diapers. Either way I'm not feeling too happy. Should probably let somebody know how I feel.
Who is this hairy guy picking me up? What's this stuff he's trying to give me? This isn't the good stuff. He's trying to give me Boone's Farm for Babies. Where's the good stuff? Maybe if I cry, he'll give me the good stuff.
WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I don't want to go for a walk. I'm hungry!!! This guy is dense. I keep crying and he keeps walking around. I don't want to see the kitchen. I've seen the backyard. Stop the walking!!! Put me down!!! WAIT! What is this other hairy thing coming at me? Stop licking my face!! Pick me up!!!!
Okay good...going back upstairs. Why is he laying me down? I don't want a new diaper!! Stop with the wet wipe...ITS COLD!!! WWWAAAAAHHHHH!! WAAAA.....OOoooh. I feel better in these dry goods; but it won't fill my stomach. I sense a good shriek coming....
Oooh....the life giver has me now. She knows what I want. We're on the same page. Should I give a little wimper to keep her on her toes? Nah...she's getting ready now.
How sweet the elixir of life tastes. I can keep drinking and drinking 'til my stomach bursts. This is pure heaven. This is pure joy. This is pur.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
Who is this hairy guy picking me up? What's this stuff he's trying to give me? This isn't the good stuff. He's trying to give me Boone's Farm for Babies. Where's the good stuff? Maybe if I cry, he'll give me the good stuff.
WAIT A MINUTE!!! WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I don't want to go for a walk. I'm hungry!!! This guy is dense. I keep crying and he keeps walking around. I don't want to see the kitchen. I've seen the backyard. Stop the walking!!! Put me down!!! WAIT! What is this other hairy thing coming at me? Stop licking my face!! Pick me up!!!!
Okay good...going back upstairs. Why is he laying me down? I don't want a new diaper!! Stop with the wet wipe...ITS COLD!!! WWWAAAAAHHHHH!! WAAAA.....OOoooh. I feel better in these dry goods; but it won't fill my stomach. I sense a good shriek coming....
Oooh....the life giver has me now. She knows what I want. We're on the same page. Should I give a little wimper to keep her on her toes? Nah...she's getting ready now.
How sweet the elixir of life tastes. I can keep drinking and drinking 'til my stomach bursts. This is pure heaven. This is pure joy. This is pur.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
posted by Lael at 11:40 PM
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